To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. You know you want to! i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Hits all right. Let's keep in touch. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! I now officially have proof that someone has been here! While. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. You gots extra money, don't you? At least her's makes sensesort of. :) Seeya! Those are the best kind. Now, don't get me wrong. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. | 12.46 KB, JSON | who keeps asking if you can hear him. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! They couldn't stop laughing. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Enjoy! longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The number of licks, I mean. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? That's why. Want to advertise with us? However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. Work. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. 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Okay, fire is loud. Did I resume asking retorical questions? Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. There is a world where you were never born. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. That's right, folks. Not my family! It really lets me get to know you. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Oh, who am I kidding. I mean, come on! The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. My entire family is weird. * IT'S NOT FAIR! By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. Yea*waits for applause* okay! Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Because I have nothing else to do right now. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. Wellit's not. I only signed up for a semester. They give lots and lots of homework. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Happy? Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. Okay. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. Anyway, seeya! GRRR!! It's wrong, I tell you. Yeah. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. I SEE YOUR GAME! theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. How do you stop them? Now I must take my leaveand remember. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. It was pretty good. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! How could you? Well, look at you? You'd have to find the end, of course. HUH? This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. I made a virtual pet for it. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. HILARIOUS! Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. It hurt. Scratch number seven. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. I'm back. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. I'm back! We're not sure. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Okay. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? You haven't been paying attention have you? But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. I just thought that I might like to mention that. Kennedy?" I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. Hours of completly useless fun! She was extremly upset. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! i broke the world record. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. I think it's pretty funny. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). They avoided the sun at all costs. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. *pauses* Oh. William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Who am I kidding. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. By Ben Lee. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. 12083 is a mid length novelette. Sorry if I complained a lot. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? Squirell? *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! It took him to my quiz page. Now I'm back. Did you find it? yeah. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! Or CRAP, for short. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. What makes them undesirable for pie? Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. I don't think. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. It's not fair. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! You people sicken me. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. Before we knew it, we were on the road. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. I even impress myself. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. thank you always. Hey, I'm once again: back. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! I'm back. "[4], Last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26, An Accommodating Advertisement and an Awkward Accident, "Toward a Connectionist Model of Recursion in Human Linguistic Performance", Quartz: "One of this years Booker Prize nominees is just a 1,000-page-long sentence" 26 July, 2019, "For Passover, wacky Haggadahs feature zombies, Mrs. Maisel, President Trump, more", "This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published", "Review: This Book Is The Longest Sentence Ever Written And Then Published by Dave Cowen", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Longest_English_sentence&oldid=1139572984, This page was last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. I'm back. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! And then people will start reading. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. She didn't think it was weird, either. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. A lot has happened. "lower the quality"? PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. OOooooo! So it doesn't matter. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. Why, you ask? Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Waithowhow can I BE logic? You thought you'd gotten rid of me. My mom said that she didn't care. So am I. Sothe plan is going to fail. Back to the original topic! A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. of toilet paper, to do everything. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! 46 min ago This has been bothering me for a while. THAT IS ALL. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? I'm back! TWEET. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. All rights reserved. You wanna play that way. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Open Culture scours the web for the best educational media. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Air pressure. HA! More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Maybe I should just give up. Good-bye. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. WowI really must be bored. I usually have less than 30 minutes. I love owls. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. There's more! On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. In any caseI should probably find a topic. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. It's stupid. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. I think. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? In this article, the reply I'm back. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. I know. It says that in black ander lime green! It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Needless to say, we ignored her. Is anyone even reading this? Or perhaps not. Men, of course, had no complaints. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. WAIDAMINIT!! *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. The first time, I didn't save it. 0 . thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. I get done at 9:15. I promise. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. Login Sign up. YeahI knowpathetic. I wonder what it's name would be. Now I have a purpose in life! I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. Hmmmmgood question. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. Look how long this has gotten. Did you understand that? I'm back. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Ice cream trucks! And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. Yep! Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. I'm back! It's not FAIR. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. BYE!!! She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. That's the sixth time I've said back! Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. paste . Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. She didn't know. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! we clapped. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. The end is not here. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Cheese is watching. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). Especially since no one but me would ask the question. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? It looks right. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Does it even matter? They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Read that onetime longest sentence in literature, all 1,288 words of it, below. The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. Wooooooo! Which is what I do best. No? Yeah. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. Okay, better leave. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people.
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