Right! He was technically not lying, right? I should call Pepper! Or out of the bedroom. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. That was one time and I was drunk! So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. We should get on that, then. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Like any of them would. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Parker, you're in charge. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Tony pouts. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. left kudos on this work! A lot. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Then I limped home" Peter explained. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? "Explain, now. And then I ran. #marvel You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. #scarletwitch Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Peter just shrugged again. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? "Okay, my turn. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Sorta, Clint says. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Clint totally called it. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. #deadpool And yet, somehow not surprised. Were playing never have I ever!. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. I'm training her." Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. ', But he did anyway. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Sort of. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. as well as I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. It was Peter's 21st birthday. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Please consider turning it on! Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. #starktower They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. he said grinning. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Mmm, neat. Seriously? For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. and other people I can't remember right now. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. "The fuck!?" 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. #blackwidow Pete, that means youre up! "Parker?" Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Mmm. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Seriously? "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Betty ringed the bell. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Anyways, guys, MJ. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. I don't think so.. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Ninja strings.. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Tony and Clint share a look. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Okay, then. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. I don't know, Clint. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. I've been good! Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Ask Pepper. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Before sex, during, after. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Shit. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. We are, aren't we?. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Just like she knew they were still dating. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. When they want to. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. I like dames well enough, it's not that. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. #tomhollandspeterparker. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. FRIDAY said. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Bad luck more than anything. #natasharomanoff It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. "Fine. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Random people in classrooms Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. I Dare you to say the Truth. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Wade explained. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. 'I want to be referee!' He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Good night, everyone.. #spideychelle It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Thanks, he says again. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Me? Clint looks over at him. It was, Steve says softly. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. PETER? It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Peter grumbled. Thor Odinson Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Tony, stop being judgemental. "Peter you go first" Wade said. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Tony winces. including: But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. #pp He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. left kudos on this work. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Enjoy! No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. "I'm Peter's fianc." Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Huh. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Or maybe Clint kisses him. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Nn. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Clint snorts. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. That I made with my own two hands?!. 196 guests Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. This is my room.. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. "Oh shut up Buck. *SPOILERS* Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Work Search: Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Nah, stay here. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. "Okay, my turn. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.".
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